Dresswellordie, 39

Blah blah blah I joke & laugh constantly. Almost like breathin for me.

When laugh hard for more than 7 seconds I can't breathe!

Like playing football, tennis, and love snowboarding.
I live in an area that is sucky for snowboarding.


I am partly metro. I do everything any guy does. But with more style and dressed better.

I love kids. But I'm an only child & am forced to play with other people's babies.

I'm confident but have an acceptance syndrome. Hate for anyone not to like me. Some people say they don't care what others think. I DO

I've been known to wear a full spiderman costume for pajamas.

My computer monitor is bigger than yours

I am an only child. I hated it.

I have an ebay addiction that if left untreated will leave me with amazing random things sprinkled all around my household.


P.S. I can't swim. Please don't throw me in a pool.
And Yes I love fried chicken, watermelon, and Kool-aid. And I may very well be genetically predisposed to them but if you D