Gibsonislife, 40

I wear matching socks I'm Chris, I like fanny backs and eating cheetohs. I like to go running at night for hours. They are an excellent source for carbohydrates and give me just the fuel I need to complete my run. I forgot to mention I work out a lot too. Incidently, I just purchased a new key board from mac. It's white and matches my monitor quit nicely. Unlike the last one, I didn't even have the thing for a month and it started to turn orange on me. Weird huh? So I called apple and I was like, hey WTF fellows, I've had this thing for a month and it's turned orange on me. The guy asked me what I use it for. I said, primarily just for surfin the web. I like to come home open up a bag of cheetohs and start surfin' man. You know what I'm saying? He suggested I cut down on my cheetoh intake and the problem will ebate itself. The nerve? What does he know? I bet he hasn't even tried the new flaming hot cheetoh's yet. I guess you could say I have a phlegmatic personality, but than what does an ear nose and throat doctor know about a personality assesment anyways.