Nardo, 50

Ok for starters I'm not one of those guys that you'll slam the door in my face when you see me. I'm somewhere between Brad Pitt and Napolean Dynamite in looks. I am athletic in build but not huge and I like to workout. I love to camp, hike, fish, eat dirt, and anything else you can do outdoors that doesn't require losing appendages. I run, swim, play sports, volunteer and when I'm not out saving the world my red cape is folded neatly in my dresser. (Pause here for comedic effect) I'm a little suspicious of these dating sites still so I haven't uploaded my photo yet mostly 'cause I hate the idea of being on display like a piece of meat in a butcher shop. Just ask and I'll send you a photo. I'm looking for someone who is reasonably attractive 'cause face it ladies, just like you, I don't want to roll over in the morning and go "Aaagh!" for the rest of my life. There's got to be something that gets you past the morning breath. Someone who takes care of herself physically but not because she's vain but because she wants to feel good about herself. The only thing high maintenance about her will be that I may need two of me to keep up with her. Someone confident in herself yet flexable when challenges arise. Someone who can laugh at her mistakes and doesn't have to be right all the time. She keeps her super hero bulletproof gold bracelets neatly tucked away in her dresser when SHE's not saving souls and stamping out evil. Now a reality check. Do I have baggage? Yes. Everyone does. You can't go through life without picking up some. But I have no more than what most do and less than many have. I promise to love you with yours if you'll love me with mine. Perhaps together we'll lighten the load.